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Jon Stewart zum Ende einer Ära

Written and directed
Karl Rove

CAST
in order of appearance:

Decider
George W. Bush

Actual president
Richard Cheney

Mr. Cheney’s Attempts at human emotion by
Industrial light and magic

Decider’s wife
Laura Bush

Decider’s actual wife
Condoleezza Rice

The supreme court
John Roberts
Samuel Alito
Clarence Thomas
Antonin Scalia
Anthony Kennedy
William Rehnquist
Sandra Day O’Connor
(and some other people who don’t matter)

Prop master
Gen. Colin Powell

evildoer
Osama Bin Laden

Mr. Bin Laden’s Stand-in
Saddam Hussein

Guantanamo detainees
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Heckuva-job doer
Mike Brown

Best boy
Gen. David Petraeus

Worst boy
Richard Clarke

Iraq location team

Second unit director
Donald Rumsfeld

Location scout
Paul Wolfowitz

Iraqi extra casting
Paul Bremer

Additional material by
Ahmad Chalabi

Abu ghraib sequences directed by
Donald Rumsfeld
some bad apples

Guantanamo bay sequences directed by
Dick Cheney
some other bad apples

John Bolton’s moustache wrangler
John Bolton

Unit publicists
Sean Hanity
Steve Doocy
Bill O’Reilly
Brian Kilmeade
Greta Van Susteren
Glenn Beck

Undercover C.I.A. agent
Valerie Plame
Oops, sorry forget we mentioned it

Stenographer
Judith Miller

Scapegoat provided by
I. Lewis Libby

Shrapnel collector
Harry Whittington

Reporters
Stretch
Super-Stretch
Little Stretch
Hammy
Slick
Tiny
Ox
Moose
Helen Thomas

Coalition of the willing
England
Australia
Estonia
Lithuania
Slovakia
Tonga

Coalition of the unwilling
Everybody else

Pooty-Poot
Vladimir Putin

Executive boob-coverer
John Ashcroft

Rich uncle pennybags
Henry Paulson

Chief of stuff
Joshua Bolten

The truth squad
Ari Fleischer
Scott McClellan
Dana Perino
Tony Snow

Sweat hog (uncredited)
Scott McClellan

Key grip
Lynndie England

Promotional considerations paid by
Haliburton

Additional Dialogue
Roger Ailes

Gaffer
Douglas Feith

Songs
“(I don’t recall) remembering to recall”
written and performed by Alberto Gonzales

“Let the Eagles Soar”
written and performed by John Ashcroft

“I am the Decider”
written by Karl Rove
performed by George W. Bush

Soundtracks available
inside your head for the rest of your life

Mr. Bush’s suits courtesy of BOTANY 5000

Mr. Cheney’s suits courtesy of the Filipino women locked in his basement

Botched on location in Washington, Iraq and New Orleans

Special thanks to:
537 confused elderly voters in Florida

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