US modifies Pledge of Allegiance to include Jack Bauer
In the wake of the end of the two-hour season- and series-finale of the hit-series “24″, the US pledge of allegiance has been modified in a swift move through a bipartisan move and across the two houses to include an allegiance to Jack Bauer, the hands-on counter-terrorist protagonist. The new pledge of allegiance which will henceforth be sworn across the country reads as follows:
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, to the Republic for which it stands and to aworld protector Jack Bauer, judge, jury and prosecutor.
